Ian Skinner
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dac983767c
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I can't say it I'm not allowed.
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2022-04-27 18:38:02 -04:00 |
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Ian Skinner
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d6b242be20
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Among Us (coloquially termed "amogus") teaches us to punish the minority and hate those who are different and unique as "impostors." Instead, I like the breath of fresh air this problem provides as a new perspective on deduction that is not "red is sus, red vented, etc." that has been dominating the jokes of my peers and the view of my feed. Yet, by trying to force this problem to conform to "amogus," you yourself are trying to crush originality and uniqueness. Among Us is a game ultimately convincing us to conform to menial labor as "tasks" and accept the deal of being just like the rest of the crewmates.
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2021-11-24 17:18:16 -05:00 |
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IanSkinner1982
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ef0619c48f
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Oh my fucking god guys I am fucking fuming. So the other day at work my boss told us that he recently discovered the video game Among Us, and ever since, his behaviour has become rather concerning. He now refers to me and my coworkers as crewmates. Last Wednesday, when he noticed my teenage colleague slacking off at his workstation, he yelled at him saying he was faking his tasks and is acting sus. I confronted my boss telling him that his behaviour lately has been egregious and immature, and he proceeded to call me an idiot and yelled kicked! The next day I caught him dancing around in his office blasting among drip from his desktop at full volume. I entered his office to kindly ask him to turn off the music since it was distracting to me and my coworkers. He looked at me angrily, telling me he has called an emergency meeting, instructing me to have a seat. I asked him what was the matter and he told me that I have been acting extremely sus. He repeatedly yelled youre the impostor, telling me to say goodbye to my job because I have been ejected. I fucking lost my job and I don't know what to do. Please help me Reddit! I have nowhere else to turn.
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2021-11-23 14:17:58 -05:00 |
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Ian Skinner
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faedcbc969
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When you play here, among us! [EMERGENCY MEETING] Scheming, streaming Test your IQ! We've got a lobby waiting for you Scheming, streaming What do we do? Who's the imposter? Maybe it's you [TAMBOURINE] What did you see when the body was found? Toast acting sus with no one around I was in coms, I was with AOC Oh, don't you dare marinate me! I don't like the sound of that Scheming, streaming Time to eject! Unanimous vote: Dr DisRespect!
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2021-11-02 18:48:08 -04:00 |
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Ian Skinner
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086256cfa7
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Red sus. Red suuuus. I said red, sus, hahahahaha. Why arent you laughing? I just made a reference to the popular video game "Among Us"! How can you not laugh at it? Emergeny meeting! Guys, this here guy doesnt laugh at my funny Among Us memes! Lets beat him to death! Dead body reported! Skip! Skip! Vote blue! Blue was not an impostor. Among us in a nutshell hahahaha. What?! Youre still not laughing your ass off? I made SEVERAL funny references to Among Us and YOU STILL ARENT LAUGHING??!!! Bruh. Ya hear that? Wooooooosh. Whats woooosh? Oh, nothing. Just the sound of a joke flying over your head. Whats that? You think im annoying? Kinda sus, bro. Hahahaha! Anyway, yea, gotta go do tasks. Hahahaha!
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2021-10-31 17:59:12 -04:00 |
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Ian Skinner
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5772bbf240
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I can't take it anymore.
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2021-10-31 16:00:15 -04:00 |
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Ian Skinner
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a654a7e857
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Please end my torment.
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2021-10-31 15:59:48 -04:00 |
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Ian Skinner
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5566e706bb
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When the imposter is sus!
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2021-10-31 15:31:05 -04:00 |
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Ian Skinner
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f4783a51bd
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I can't fucking take it. I see an image of a random object posted and then I see it, I fucking see it. "Oh that looks kinda like the among us guy" it started as. That's funny, that's a cool reference. But I kept going, I'd see a fridge that looked like among us, I'd see an animated bag of chips that looked like among us, I'd see a hat that looked like among us. And every time I'd burst into an insane, breath deprived laugh staring at the image as the words AMOGUS ran through my head. It's torment, psychological torture, I am being conditioned to laugh maniacly any time I see an oval on a red object. I can't fucking live like this... I can't I can't I can't I can't I can't! And don't get me fucking started on the words! I'll never hear the word suspicious again without thinking of among us. Someone does something bad and I can't say anything other than "sus." I could watch a man murder everyone I love and all I would be able to say is "red sus" and laugh like a fucking insane person. And the word "among" is ruined. The phrase "among us" is ruined. I can't live anymore. Among us has destroyed my fucking life. I want to eject myself from this plane of existence. MAKE IT STOP!
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2021-10-31 15:18:27 -04:00 |
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Ian Skinner
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9d4cd45df5
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STOP POSTING ABOUT AMONG US I’m TIRED of seeing it. My friends on TikTok send me memes, on Discord it’s FUCKING memes. I was in a server, right? And AAALLLL of the channels are just among us stuff. I showed my champion underwear to my girlfriend and the logo I flipped it and I said, “hey babe, when the underwear is SUS HAHA” DING DING DING DING DING. DING DING DING I fucking looked at a trash can and I said, "thats a bit SUSSY" I look over at my penis, I think of the astronaut’s helmet and I go, "penis??? More like pen-SUS!!" À̶̇a̸͒̏a̸̛͑a̵͐̈a̵͚̓a̶̓͝a̷̎̃a̴̋̍â̵̧r̷͑̈́g̴͗͐g̷̈̄h̵̀̈
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2021-10-30 18:06:40 -04:00 |
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Ian Skinner
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fe5dedba8d
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Sugoma.
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2021-10-30 18:03:33 -04:00 |
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Ian Skinner
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d5331a67f7
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Ding ding ding ding ding, ding ding ding.
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2021-10-30 17:57:58 -04:00 |
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Ian Skinner
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fe92583688
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Added sus load code.
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2021-10-29 11:49:16 -04:00 |
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Ian Skinner
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e213df5f89
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Amogus
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2021-10-29 11:36:58 -04:00 |
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Ian Skinner
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74a6752d2f
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Initial commit
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2021-10-29 00:53:34 +00:00 |
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