I can't fucking take it. I see an image of a random object posted and then I see it, I fucking see it. "Oh that looks kinda like the among us guy" it started as. That's funny, that's a cool reference. But I kept going, I'd see a fridge that looked like among us, I'd see an animated bag of chips that looked like among us, I'd see a hat that looked like among us. And every time I'd burst into an insane, breath deprived laugh staring at the image as the words AMOGUS ran through my head. It's torment, psychological torture, I am being conditioned to laugh maniacly any time I see an oval on a red object. I can't fucking live like this... I can't I can't I can't I can't I can't! And don't get me fucking started on the words! I'll never hear the word suspicious again without thinking of among us. Someone does something bad and I can't say anything other than "sus." I could watch a man murder everyone I love and all I would be able to say is "red sus" and laugh like a fucking insane person. And the word "among" is ruined. The phrase "among us" is ruined. I can't live anymore. Among us has destroyed my fucking life. I want to eject myself from this plane of existence. MAKE IT STOP!

prg.txt

@@ -1,9 +1,33 @@
-0 ?"copyright (c) 2021 very terrible code{return}by ianskinner1982{return}"
+0 ifx=3then310
-10 poke56,92:print"loading the sus...":load"sus.kla",8,1:load"sustune.sid",8,1
+5 ifx=2then300
-20 poke88,0:poke89,95:poke90,64:poke91,130:poke781,4:poke782,0:sys41964:rem copy memory i think.
+7 ?"copyright (c) 2021 very terrible code{return}program by ianskinner1982":?"loading the sus"
-30 poke88,0:poke89,219:poke90,40:poke91,134:poke781,4:poke782,0:sys41964:rem more of the same. probably.
+10 me=49152:rem here be stolen code
-40 poke56576,150:rem i dunno man
+20 readop
-50 v=53248:pokev+17,59:pokev+22,216:pokev+24,121:pokev+32,0:pokev+33,0:rem help
+30 ifop<0thengoto99
-
+40 pokeme,op
-60 sys 4096:poke 56334,0:rem sid stuff
+50 me=me+1
-70 sys 4099:wait 53265,128,128:goto 20:rem more sid stuff
+60 goto20
+99 goto250
+100 data120:rem sei
+110 data169,0:rem lda #0
+120 data32,0,16:rem jsr $1000
+130 data32,3,16:rem jsr $1003
+140 data173,18,208:rem lda $d012
+150 data201,112:rem cmp #112
+160 data208,249:rem bne l140
+170 data173,1,220:rem lda $dc01
+180 data201,255:rem cmp #$ff
+190 data240,239:rem bne l130
+200 data169,0:rem lda #0
+210 data141,24,212:rem sta $d418
+220 data88:rem cli
+230 data96:rem rts
+240 data-1
+250 x=2:load"sustune.dat",8,1
+300 poke56,92:print"hold on you sussy baka! i'm still loading!"
+305 x=3:load"sus.kla",8,1
+310 poke88,0:poke89,95:poke90,64:poke91,130:poke781,4:poke782,0:sys41964:rem copy memory i think.
+320 poke88,0:poke89,219:poke90,40:poke91,134:poke781,4:poke782,0:sys41964:rem more of the same. probably.
+330 poke56576,150:rem i dunno man
+340 v=53248:pokev+17,59:pokev+22,216:pokev+24,121:pokev+32,0:pokev+33,0:rem help
+350 sys49152:goto350