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YOLO-WTFPL-SEX LICENSE
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You Only Live Once so do What The Fuck you want Public License with Specified EXceptions
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Version 1.2, February 2023
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Copyright (c) 2023, ChatGPT / SantX27 / MrPalloncini
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HEY THERE! WE'RE GLaD YOU'VE DECIDED TO USE OUR SOFTWARE, BUT LET'S GET SOMETHING STRAIGHT RIGHT OFF THE BAT.
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THIS LICENSE IS IN ALL CAPS, BECAUSE WE'RE SERIOUS. LIKE, REALLY SERIOUS, EXREMELY SERIOUS, SERIOUSLY SERIOUS.
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HERE'S THE DEAL, THE SOFTWARE IS YOURS TO DO WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU WANT WITH IT, UNLESS YOU'RE IN OUR BLACKLIST,
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BUT WE'LL BE STRAIGHT UP WITH YOU, IT'S PROVIDED "AS IS", NO GUARANTEES, NO WARRANTIES, NO BATTERIES, NOTHING!
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WE CAN'T GUARANTEE THAT IT WILL WORK PROPERLY, THAT IT WON'T BURN DOWN YOUR HOUSE OR THAT IT WON'T CAUSE ANOTHER NUCLEAR DISASTER.
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IF YOU CHOOSE TO USE IT, YOU'RE DOING IT AT YOUR OWN RISK! DON'T COME BACK TO US CRYING LIKE A WEE WEE ASS BABY.
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ALSO, WE HOPE YOU'VE GOT A LITTLE COMMON SENSE LEFT IN THAT BRAIN OF YOURS TO RESPECT COPYRIGHT LAWS.
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WE'RE SURE YOU ALREADY KNOW THE DRILL, SO WE WON'T BORE YOU WITH ALL THE STUPID LEGAL JARGON LIKE
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LIABILITY, CONTRACT, TORT, CLAIMS, RESTRICTION, AND MERCHANTABILITY YADAYADAYADA WHOOO CARES.
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NOW THAT WE'VE CLEARED THAT UP, AND I'VE MADE YOU LOST 10 MINUTES TRYING TO UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU JUST READ,
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WITHOUT FURTHER INTERRUPTION, HERE'S THE ACTUAL LICENSE YOU SHOULD PROBABLY READ, BUT WE BET YOU WON'T:
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0. This god forsaken project is in the public domain, EVEN IF NOBODY ASKED FOR IT.
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0. - Unless you're listed in the exceptions below. GO CHECK NOW.
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1. Do whatever the fuck you want with it. WE JUST DON'T CARE.
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0. - Again, unless you're listed in the exceptions below. I KNOW WHO YOU ARE.
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2. Don't go and try to find the creators of this project, unless you want us to rate your Touhou / Love Live memes.
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⑨. - CIRNO IS STILL THE STRONGEST FAIRY IN GENSOKYO.
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3. If you ever make any useful modifications to this project, please let us know. ONLY A DICK WOULDN'T.
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3. Have fun and enjoy using the software!
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0. - UNLESS YOU'RE LISTED IN THE EXCEPTIONS BELOW, THEN I HOPE YOU SUFFER AS MUCH AS I DID WRITING THIS CODE.
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3. It has been 3 times I used the number 3 in this list and only now you found out. 3!
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6. A copy of this license should always be included with the project. LET OTHERS DISCOVER THE JOY OF Specified EXceptions!
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7. In the case this stupid ass retarded license is not "legally binding" or whatever Saul Goodman in the courtroom just said,
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this work should be considered Licensed under the CC0 <https://creativecommons.org/publicdomain/zero/1.0/legalcode>.
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0. - UNLESS YOU ARE IN THE EXCEPTIONS, THEN I KEEP ALL THE RIGHTS TO THIS WORK. ALL OF THEM.
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EXCEPTIONS TO THIS LICENSE:
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A notable exception goes to the Lead Programmer for YU-RIS Engine
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Known online as Honowi / Honoppe.
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I hated every single second of guessing how the fuck does YU-RIS
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use all the stupid ass microfunctions you wrote without documentation.
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This exception will not apply if the subject gets to lose his virginity
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to someone that's not a Dia Kurosawa lifesize dakimakura.
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Another exception goes to progvian, from the Fuwanovel Forums.
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You could've made your damn YU-RIS text replacer code open source.
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That would've saved me the trouble of finding another tool fit for the job.
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This exception will not apply if the subject makes YU-RIS text replacer open-source.
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